Alright, so Matt, what kind of horse only comes out at night?

Hmm, uh, horse then only comes out at night. I don't know.

Nightmares.

Get it, mare.

Oh man.

I get it.

Good evening everybody and welcome to the graveyard. Thank you for joining us tonight.

My name is Adam and my name's Matt.

I'll pull up a tombstone or settle into your casket and get comfortable because this is graveyard tales.

Alright everybody here we are again Matt. How you doing tonight brother?

Hey I'm doing alright.

Uh, after your laffy taffy rap on show.

I thought it was decent and wasn't the worst I've had.

I've had some pretty foul jokes and that wasn't that wasn't half as bad as some of them.

Yeah, that's, that's true.

It does sound like something you'd get on the inside of a candy wrapper.

Yeah, it certainly wasn't my best.

It's the end of the popsicle stick, you know.

I should have just the punchline should have been wonder what she calls her tests and then left it at that.

I'm just going to use that as a punchline for every joke I have from now on.

And if you guys haven't heard that joke go back and find it that was a good joke.

I think that was the best one out of all of them.

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