Hi guys, it's Kaylin. I wanted to take a second to let you know that hard size pounding was just

announced as a finalist for a Signal Award in the horror slash paranormal category. I feel so

incredibly honored. This little podcast that I still sometimes record episodes of in my closet has

truly come such a long way and it's all thanks to you guys. But I need your help. Being a finalist makes us eligible for the

listener's choice award, which is totally dependent on fan voting. So if you have a second,

I'm including a link in the description of this episode where you can go vote for Horsarsers Pounding.

It's pretty easy. You just have to confirm your email, and it would really mean a lot.

Thanks, guys. In the summer of 1906, a man named George Anderson opened his morning newspaper and saw an ad

that would change his life.

It read, Wanted.

A woman who owns a beautifully located and valuable farm in first-class condition wants a good

and reliable man as a partner in the same. Some little cash is required and will be furnished first-class condition, wants a good and reliable man as a partner in the same.

Some little cash is required and will be furnished first-class security.

Now, George was a 39-year-old man who lived in Missouri, and he had trouble finding a wife.

So this seemed like an answer to his prayers.

A wealthy woman in want of a husband, he was willing to help her take care of her

farm, and the company of a woman would be nice after so many years alone. At the bottom of the ad,

there was instructions on how he could get in touch with the author, who just went by the initials,

B.G. For a moment, George thought that it was strange that this woman listed no personal details

about herself, not even her full name, only the condition of her property. But that didn't

stop him from riding her back. He didn't want to miss out on this opportunity. And eventually,

this mysterious bachelorette was inviting him to come visit her valuable farm in

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