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Dave, what on earth have you done?

Put a towel over your computer?

Well, no, I've put a towel, I'm putting a towel up behind my computer,

so what happens is I don't just echo off the hard wall,

so it actually softens the acoustics of my office, John.

Hmm.

And it served me, may I say, really well over the last few months.

There you go for it's little glimpse behind the cloth magic.

It's a pink unicorn towel, it's lilas.

So it's functional and playful, which I think is key.

BBC Five Live.

Hello, everyone. Welcome to the isolation tapes.

I keep thinking about doing everything in French, but I don't know French.

Bonjour, ça va?

Bienvenue à… Bienvenue à isolation tapes.

Oui, oui, oui, Très bien.

I hope this isolation tape finds you well, folks.

We're just dealing with the fallout from the fact that Dave

has been called up for jury service,

and like a full slash public servant

has not tried to wangle his way out of it.

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