142 - Our Bank Failed

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Ray and Lucie discuss bank failures, Milk Tweets, helping old men, and much more.

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0:00.0	Today on Kump, we have Oscar Snubs, Milk Tweets, and Bank Runs.
0:05.0	Stay tuned. Hello and welcome to comp.
0:27.9	Hello.
0:28.5	Hello, Lucy.
0:29.4	How are you doing today?
0:30.7	Pretty good.
0:31.7	Yeah?
0:32.2	Feeling pretty good about myself.
0:34.2	About yourself?
0:35.1	Yeah.
0:35.8	Seems a little smug.
0:36.7	Why is that?
0:40.3	Because I was a good Samaritan today or yesterday actually I was a good Samaritan yesterday you were good Samaritan yeah like like a
0:46.3	volunteer like like we lollipopping at the hospital what they call it candy striping
0:53.3	they don't call it lolliping I guess they call it? Candy striping. They don't call it lollipoping, I guess. They call it candy striping in a cancer hospital. No, candy strippers get paid. No, they're volunteers. They're not good Samaritans. They're volunteers. Who would take the job of candy striper? It's a degrading situation what they even are they basically cafeteria workers
1:12.6	no i think they clean bed pans oh okay i think they scrub bedpans well i didn't know that and they clean
1:19.8	the you know whatever i mean i don't want to get into it it's the early part of the show i can't start
1:24.3	describing bedpans on the show well the guy the guy the community guidelines, Lucy, you understand.
1:30.4	We'll be demonetized.
1:33.2	But what did you do?
1:34.8	Why were you so Samaritan?
1:37.1	I helped a little old man cross the street today.
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