On the Empire podcast this week, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,

Danny Elfman's just popped in there, which can mean only one thing. Tim Burton's on

the show. Yes, the legendary director drops by to talk about his new movie, Big Eyes. While

the dumb and dumb errors behind the dumb and dumb are two, Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels, and

Peter Farley also pop in. All that and the usual movie news and nonsense on the movie

podcast that is an exceptional thief, Mrs. McLean, and since we're moving up to kidnapping,

you should be more polite. Hello, part, I'm Chris Hewitt and welcome to the last Empire

podcast of 2014. Ah, yay. Boom, boom, boom, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,

bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.

Okay. So we'll be back in January 9th. Alright?

The next couple of weeks, joining me today on my Faerie Unpocalypse. Three colleagues

of such lethal cunning. First up, it's our art house guru, a man for whom no Christmas

is complete without a glass of mulwine, a roaring fire, and the soothing sounds of a

Christmas is just a capitalist construct.

And Santa Claus is dead.

I have seen his corpse, and I have danced on his grave.

It's filled the semelion. How are you?

Great.

It's just a cigarette paper between that.

Are you all vulnerable to going to your pizza lorry?

No, no, there's a very distinct distance.

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