I just got beat up by a cop.

I hate fighting cops.

They don't have a fear gland.

I used to make fun of police for getting to retire after 20 years and getting a full pension, which I believe adds up to 4 million bucks, by the way.

They'll lie and they'll say, oh no, I'm not making that much. They're gonna make 110 grand a year.

You go crazy on your last year and you get something like 80% of what you made in the last year for the rest of your life.

So you're 40, you're gonna live till 80.

Yeah, that's about 4.4 million.

But now I'm starting to think they should retire because they lose their fear gland.

It like depletes.

I don't know what it is. Is it serotonin or something? Cortisone?

There's some sort of chemical.

It's weird. The human body works that such that the more you use something, the stronger it gets.

Like if you look at a taxi cab driver's brain, the part of the brain that handles navigation is sort of engorged and has a boner.

That's why they're so good at directions and everything. And then when they retire, it goes back down to normal.

Whatever does fear is the one thing that shrinks the more you use it and they become too brave until they're just going to some house where some guy's gonna kill his kids and they're like.

Don't kill your kids when I'm gonna shoot you. Oh, you're gonna kill them. Okay, you're dead. Anyway, does it feel like a BLT?

Now the thing about boxing is it's 80% fear. And that's not just a pussy like me. This is everyone. I was watching this Muhammad Ali dock on HBO. And he talks about how scared he gets the most arrogant person in the history of boxing, poses pants before a match.

And then he said I'd get in with the first two punches and it all goes away. I remember that about being in a band when I used to sing for anal shanook, not particularly leather ass butt fuck.

My band leather ass butt fuck didn't have that many gigs, but anal shanook were around for a couple years. And I remember like being buckled over with nerves before a show, especially if there was hundreds of people.

And then I would get on stage and just like maybe 10 seconds into the first song would all go away. It would be super fun. And it would be all about how we can make this is entertaining a humanly possible.

I was remembering a scene recently where we did a cover of tequila. But we called it diarrhea and it was dand dand dand dand dand dand dand dand dand dand dand dand dand dand dand dand. Dioria.

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