Bernie Brick is everybody.

Brian, thank you. I'm fine, thank you. How's the drinking thing going? Good, day eight, no problems. Fine. Are you clean and sober? I am. I'm clean and sober, sure. I'll be honest. Girl, why not? The first couple of days were a little rough just because I was having, like, the DTs. Yeah, no way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for for sure I'm who drank 16 glass of wine a day was having DTs I wasn't surprised either believe me but

Shaky I know I had to get no is your new nickname Shaky Shakes the clowns you say let me call you

Shake me Shaky McRibb you had a liquid stool right for a while one point I was I was vomiting

in the toilet and I shit myself as I was vomiting.

I've done that.

That's fun.

Have you done that?

Oh, no.

My son did that on my birthday.

Did he really?

He was sitting on the toilet that had diarrhea and he puked on my shoe.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah, I remember that.

I feel like I'm talking having a flashback Oh boy What do you have bad cheese No he's having a flashback He's lactose and tired No he didn't even eat We hadn't even got any food yet But he was They were waiting for me to come home My wife gave him ice cream And he's a little lactose intolerant So Wow So he's sitting on the toilet. He's like, had diarrhea.

He's like, dad, I feel like I'm going to have a baby.

I'm like, I don't know what a fucking baby feels like. So then he goes, I think I'm going to puke too. And I'm like, I'm like 50 something. And I've never been sitting on a diet with diarrhea and puke at the same time. I'm like, you're not going to puke while you have diarrhea.

Sure enough, he puked right on my shoe.

You imagine if you can see a camera in, he puked right on my shoe.

You imagine if you can see a camera in your body, what's going on at the same time.

Like, there's all this shit running up your, whatever that is, your trachea or whatever.

And then like your intestines are churning out asshole.

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