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History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

142 - Aztecs Were WILD!

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

History, Comedy Interviews, Popculture, Yannispappas, Chrisdistefano, Comedy, Historyhyenas

4.85K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

The cuzzies dive into Tenochtitlan and dive into the Latin culture of the Aztecs! It's Chrissy Conquistador Yucatan Yanni in the land of the shirtless heart ripping pieces all trying to get to the land of the dead just waiting to be overrun by a European 'rona!

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0:00.0

You're going to be. Oh, uh, hmm. You can't get, uh,

0:14.0

uh, hmm, huh, huh,

0:16.0

uh, huh, huhmm.

0:17.0

uh, huhmm,

0:18.0

... Yeah! Yeah,

0:35.0

welcome to another episode of the history, Hyenas,

0:38.0

Chrissy Cumpleagnos, Yani Yaya Hair,

0:41.0

Yani almost, Chrissy Constriction.

0:43.8

I mean, we just got names and names and names.

0:45.7

I'm Chrissy Kinciseador, and it's Yani Yucatan,

0:48.5

because today we're gonna be talking about the Aztecs

0:51.0

and it's gonna be a 10 out of 10 episode, because make no mistake the Aztecs which are founded in modern day

0:56.0

Mexico City now they were wild wild kids and you know I know now you kind of just see them, you know, they're just selling icey at the park, but that wasn't what they always were.

1:08.0

Yeah, I mean, they did always seem to have a really, really good knack for landscaping and voila.

1:15.0

Because it would be funny if no matter what even though when the Aztecs were at the height

1:19.6

I'm talking about Montezuma the second, 1500s 1500s, the height of the empire,

1:23.0

if still there always just is some old lady selling ices at the park,

1:26.5

even when, even in the middle of Tehala Kracurk,

1:30.0

whatever, because the names in ancient Aztecs I can't pronounce it I mean it's

1:34.1

teacohuahukututun which is now modern day Mexico City is their capital but

1:38.4

cause I just can't say it cause I mean here's the thing about them. They're always ready to sell me a little

1:48.2

plastic baggie of guava slices and for that for that I'm appreciative. Yeah the name of the city was

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