President Trump, I just saw your press conference with President Putin,

and he was embarrassing.

I mean, you stood there like a little wet noodle, like a little fanboy.

I mean, I was asking myself, when are you going to ask him for an autograph or for a selfie or something like that?

I mean, you've literally sold out at this press conference, our intelligence community, our justice system,

and worst of all, our country,

you're the president of the United States, you shouldn't do that.

And what's the matter with you?

I mean, whatever happened to the strong words or to the strength of Ronald Reagan when he stood

there at the Berlin Wall and he said, Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall?

What happened to all that? Oh, Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. What happened to all that?

Oh, yeah. Come on, Arnie. You know what happened to all that. You know exactly what happened.

Now, here we are. Hello and welcome to today's episode of Stand Up. It is Monday. We're kicking off another week. I hope to see you at tonight's hangout for paid subscribers. I've got Dr. Jason Johnson joining me. Been a while since

Jason was on the show. We covered a lot, and it's a great conversation. If you want to jump to it,

you could skip to it right now. It starts about 44 minutes into today's show. But I've also

got your headlines and a massive clip show for you here on a Monday as a result of the big summit between Putin and Trump.

The big dick measuring contest.

And I think we know who won.

It was not our guy.

Yep, that's sad.

He's our guy that represents us and is getting

absolutely rolled by Putin over and over and over again. Friday was no exception, so I've got a lot

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