from PRX

Friends beyond the binary, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for the podcaster.

Who's coming to, like, a boredom seminar, we'll be coming up later.

A boring seminar about boredom.

Not, not, well, I don't exactly know because usually our seminars are hosted by people that

sound similar to me, but who aren't exactly me.

Interesting stuff.

But, yeah, welcome to sleep with me, by the way.

This is a podcast that's here to put you to sleep to keep you company while you fall asleep,

to be your friend in the deep dark nights.

And to keep coming at you, like a lull, like a lulling horse.

Like more of a horsey.

What's more lulling? A horse or horsey? I mean, horsey kind of

sounds cute. I guess what would be lulling is me talking about a horsey. Oh, I never owned a

horsey, but I did have a horse. It wasn't a rocking horse. When I was a lad, we had horses,

plastic horses on springs.

A bouncy horse? I don't know what you call it.

They don't have them anymore.

But that was my horsey, which I shared.

It may have been the kind you buy at a secondhand horsey store too,

because I don't know if it was new, but it was a horse. Well, it was a horsey store too because I don't know if it was new but uh it was a horse well it was a

horsey it was a plastic it was a plastic uh play thing couldn't actually I mean you couldn't

...