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Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

141: Zane Has Been Lying To Everyone About This

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.935K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2022

⏱️ 102 minutes

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0:00.0

Is my spot still there?

0:01.0

Yeah.

0:02.0

Explain what happened, Heath.

0:03.0

I was just, you ever just want to refresh your contacts?

0:06.0

Yeah.

0:07.0

Like it's just something, they just feel kind of dry and crusting.

0:09.0

You're like a new pair of contacts is going to make me feel alive.

0:11.0

They do make you feel so alive.

0:13.0

How often do you put in a new pair?

0:15.0

I do the dailies.

0:16.0

Oh, okay.

0:17.0

Yeah.

0:18.0

It's a lot of contacts. Pretty insane when you think about it. It's like 300, well, I think it a two, what's 365 times two?

0:25.1

You're the smart one.

0:26.4

700 in like 20 or 730 contacts you have to keep year round.

0:32.3

It's pretty crazy.

0:33.1

I wonder when I'm going to go blind because both my mom and dad are like pretty blind

0:36.9

and knee classes and contacts to read. I just wonder, I wonder when I'm going to get blind because both my mom and dad are like pretty blinded, neat glasses and contacts to read. I just wonder, I wonder when I'm going to get there.

0:41.1

When was the last time? Because I'll be, I'll be driving and then I'm looking at a sign and it's,

0:45.0

it gets blurry and then it clears up like after two seconds. And then I'm like, oh shit.

0:49.1

Are you zoning out or is that your vision? No, no. Like I'm noticing my vision is starting to blur.

0:56.3

Do you go to the eye doctor and just get your like check? Yeah, but when I do the test, I always pass.

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