141: Whip Out Your CHAD Device
The Nextlander Podcast
The Nextlander Podcast
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🗓️ 7 March 2024
⏱️ 135 minutes
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(00:00:10) Intro
(00:01:11) I would own an elaborate sword display and I'm ok with that
(00:04:23) We need more month rhymes before the corpos get them
(00:06:21) Live while I'm alive sleep when my body (or cat) lets me
(00:08:42) Show rundown
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(00:45:25) Helskate [PC (Microsoft Windows)] on Feb 15, 2024
(00:51:35) Skull and Bones [PC (Microsoft Windows), PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S] on Feb 16, 2024
(01:01:04) Helldivers 2 [PC (Microsoft Windows), PlayStation 5] on Feb 08, 2024
(01:05:52) Balatro [PC (Microsoft Windows), Xbox Series X|S, PlayStation 4, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5, Xbox One] on Feb 20, 2024
(01:09:07) Nintendo and Yuzu Settle for $2.4M
(01:21:04) EA layoffs and cancellations
(01:26:33) Embracer looking to sell Saber and Gearbox?
(01:31:22) Toys for Bob leaving Microsoft
(01:35:33) Composer for Halo running for office?
(01:39:35) Exosuits (mechs) coming to Helldivers 2 soon
(01:43:57) What's in your Chrono Trigger remake?
(01:50:44) Capcom giving some raises?
(01:58:58) Emails
(02:07:35) Nextlander Content Updates
(02:12:07) Mysterious Benefactor Shoutouts
(02:13:05) Wrapping up and thanks
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(02:14:31) See ya!
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| 0:00.0 | Well, everybody and welcome back to another Nextlander podcast. |
| 0:15.4 | R'R, Alex Navarro in like a lion. |
| 0:19.2 | Out like a lion. |
| 0:22.2 | I really was not ready for you to at me just to kick this thing off. |
| 0:26.7 | It's a rainy Wednesday afternoon like I don't I don't have roaring at me energy right now. |
| 0:31.8 | I am I of the Tiger. It's not even how that's not even |
| 0:37.8 | the melody of that song like not even close. Yeah, I woke up at 4.30 this morning. I've got nothing for you. |
| 0:54.0 | Uh-huh. You're roaring. |
| 0:56.0 | Just roaring in. |
| 0:57.0 | Pours. Got any cocaine? |
| 0:59.0 | Oh, yeah, giant platter of it next to my eyeballs that are sizzling. |
| 1:03.3 | And also my pile of guns and money that I just laid out on this table for everyone to see. |
| 1:07.7 | And my elaborate kind of star-shaped sword display? |
| 1:11.1 | Yes. |
| 1:12.1 | Out of all the of the things in the crow, that sword display? I was like, okay, I'd have that. |
| 1:19.7 | I would, sure. If I was a crime lord, that's something I would spend my ill-gotten gains on. |
| 1:24.8 | Sure, I'd have that. |
| 1:25.9 | That sword case was like my, that was the most like 90s B-plus tier action movie feature of that whole movie. |
| 1:33.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:34.0 | 100% of course the villain would have that. |
| 1:36.0 | Like a sword case with like, but mine would have like, you know that's a wrist blade from |
| 1:41.3 | Assassin's Creed, that's a sword's a wrist blade from assassin's creed that's a that's a |
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