Oh, once upon a time there was a bird who loved podcasts.

And when he couldn't find him playing live, well, that always burned his ass.

He started collecting the dates and he put him on a little list.

That's because he's Jonathan Livingston Sales Goal, the bird of salesmanship.

John Livingston Sales Goal is on the wing, my friends.

Look up.

You tell him where you can see some Smokgo shows, man.

He's going to tell you what's up.

He's going to let you know that this Valentine's Day, you don't have to be alone.

Because Conbook men are coming right into your home.

Oh, Thursday night is the return of comic bookmen, folks.

February 14th, Valentine's Day, 9 p.m. on a noon night.

Comic Bookmen returns to AMC.

But that's not all we got going on this week, man. You want to see a little Hollywood Babylon on Saturday night? Well, you're going to have to drive, man. It's not in Los Angeles this week, not in Hollywood. It's going to be Long Beach Babylon, my children. That's right. You're going to the Long Beach Laugh Factory on Saturday night.

10 o'clock. You're going to watch me and Ralph Babel the fuck on in Long Beach, baby, man. But what about the folks who are like, hey, me, what about the Laugh Factory in Hollywood? What about us, you piece of shit? Well, I thought of you's too, man, because I'm coming to you a week after that. less than a week, man man me and Jay are coming back to do Jane silent Bob get old again. Burb likes that so much Hollywood

laugh factory February 20th I know I'm telling him bird 10 p.m. man me and Jay returned

we had a great time last time we can have another good time right after that man so

there's three ways that you can check out Smodco over the course of the next week.

Meanwhile, dropping podcasts, man, like I'm dropping piles of shit, dude.

New Smodcast, new Hollywood Babylon, new Jane, Silent Bob, get old, new smoothie makers.

And guess what, man?

I'm bringing my lady with me this week

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