141: Skepticrat141 - Denauguration Edition

The Skepticrat

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Government, News, Politics

4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2021

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode: We’ll say our goodbyes to Trump and Tall Tyler ... The three of us will stage as effective a coup as the one Trump’s supporters managed ... And Donald Trump is literally pouting in his room with his phone privileges taken away.

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Headline Sources:

Highlights from the literal coup attempt: https://www.loremipsum.com/neonazisedition/fuckyourface

A guy tasered himself while stealing a painting: http://www.yik-yak.com/actuallythiswasnotevenpublishedbyyikyak

Former MI Governor charged in Flint water scandal: https://apnews.com/article/environment-michigan-flint-rick-snyder-f5987ee1f56b62b6858052bb759f996f

MyPillow Guy wants to declare martial law: https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2021/1/16/22234546/my-pillow-guy-notes-martial-law

There is no federal reserve of COVID vaccines: https://thehill.com/changing-america/well-being/prevention-cures/534524-federal-covid-19-vaccine-reserve-is-now-empty

Australia rebrands it’s N-word Cheese: https://manilastandard.net/news/world-news/344298/australian-cheese-rebrands-after-20-year-racism-battle.html

Transcript

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0:00.0	May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get
0:08.0	10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the rain again.
0:15.0	Trains now on Uber. T's and C's Monday.
0:23.0	Monday.
0:25.0	It's Monday. It's Monday.
0:27.0	It's Monday.
0:31.0	It's Monday.
0:33.7	January 18th.
0:34.7	And the word of the day is a necta key, which means a conversation in which everyone's
0:41.3	talking but nobody's listening.
0:43.5	Used in a sentence,
0:45.0	welcome to our little corner of the Anectaky business.
0:48.0	So the word of Wednesday and beyond is anecticocracy.
0:52.8	Anecdicic, feeding my child since 2014.
0:57.8	Yes.
0:58.8	I'm no illusions.
1:00.4	I'm Eli Bosnick.
1:01.4	I'm Heath Henwright.
1:02.4	And Broadcasting delayed from America's far center. We are the
1:06.1	Skeetocrats. This week's episode we'll say our goodbyes to Trump and
1:10.6	Tall Tyler everybody.
1:12.5	The three of us will stage as effective but cool as the one Trump supporters managed.
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