Welcome back to the dungeon master's block, the place where we come to talk about the dungeon master, the only person capable of spilling blood,

digesting the flesh of characters, and crushing the spirits, both literally and figuratively,

of all the players around the table.

I am one of your host, dungeon master, Mitch.

I have no idea what he's doing.

We did not talk about this beforehand, but I did come up with, I'm Deathmaster Neal,

aka Choke Moniac.

Oh, very good, very good.

Now we have two hosts.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

All right, that's enough of that.

Well, obviously, I think you all know what time have you heard it is when you're listening to this episode.

This is our special Halloween episode,

and today we are bringing you a special La Real Monster episode where we're going to take a look at a creature that is not from the DMG,

but a creature that is...

I hesitate to say this in the way that I want to say it, but from the real world, at least it exists in myth and legend in the real world.

The Wendigo.

Right outside your back door.

Exactly.

The Patreon Dragons over on our forums voted for the Wendigo to be our next Ralee Monster, so here we are talking about it.

But Neil, before we get into the meat, which is a very, very well-named description for this episode on the Wendigo.

Ah, yes.

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