0:00.0	Okay, I don't mean to freak everyone out, but both engines have failed and we are going down.
0:05.0	Hold, wait, they have an oxygen mask in front of me. Why don't I get an oxygen mask?
0:08.0	Yes, sir. Did you prepay for the oxygen mat? Just like the carry on to the backpack in your seat.
0:13.0	You have to prepay for the oxygen.
0:14.0	I have to pay for oxygen? No, I didn't prep7. Also, we feel good about it, we're going to try to land in the river, okay?
0:22.9	Can I get some sort of floatation device?
0:24.6	$9 for the floatation.
0:26.6	Do you have contactless payment set up, sir?
0:28.6	No!
0:29.3	No, I didn't set that up.
0:31.1	Why would I set that up?
0:32.1	Unfortunately, sir, corporate policy,
0:33.5	we're still practicing safe, social distance,
0:36.9	contactless payment. Oh, we're going to, we're going out.
0:39.3	Ah!
0:40.3	Oh, I see why they call it Spirit Airlines.
0:42.3	I'm going to meet the Lord!
0:43.3	Also, if you want a life raft to bring you safe at the shore,
0:47.3	they charge you $33 a seat on those, I heard.
0:50.3	But, yeah, if you want to choose your seat on the life raft,
0:53.3	that's also going to cost you.
0:54.9	We are running a family deal.
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