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Jess, are you listening to any good books?

Right now I'm actually listening to an Audible exclusive podcast.

Ooh.

I'm listening to Blackout by Sarah Heppala.

Oh, I listened to that one back in the day.

Mm-hmm.

I mean, I'm a huge proponent of Audible.

I love listening to Quitlett or really any book.

But did you know, Squad, that you can use our discount code to get a free month of Audible,

meaning you get a free book if you sign up?

That's right.

Just go to Audibletrial.com backslash Seltzer Squad and get a free month on us. I actually just signed up myself using it.

Hi, Kate. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. I want to talk about anger.

Anger. Okay. I've gotten a lot of text from squad members and messages about people asking us like,

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