141- A Close Shave

Excuse Me, That's Illegal

Leroy Luna

True Crime

4.9 • 966 Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2024

⏱️ 25 minutes

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0:00.0	This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating,
0:05.0	uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases, anal leakage.
0:10.0	listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 141 of. Excuse me, that's illegal.
0:24.0	Hey!
0:28.0	This is episode number 141 of.
0:31.0	Excuse me, that's illegal.
0:34.7	The podcast that takes a hardcore look,
0:36.4	get some soft core crimes.
0:39.6	I'm your boy Leroy, coming at you,
0:42.4	straight out of the closet with a Halloween themed episode. Tis the season, the spooky season.
0:57.0	Love it. This time of the year, man, the crunching of leaves under your feet,
1:01.0	the slight chill in the air. it starts to get dark early, it's
1:05.0	creepy and really sets the mood. Of course the day after Halloween, once November
1:10.4	first hits, I'm over it. It can F right off. But nope, it keeps getting colder and
1:16.0	colder and darker and it stays that way for another five months or so in my neck of the
1:21.5	woods. It's depressing really. I don't want to think about it.
1:25.0	Ugh, let's just move on with the show. But first, a couple jokes.
1:30.0	Why did the mummy get sent to jail?
1:33.0	Because he was running a pyramid scheme.
1:36.0	It's actually kind of clever.
1:38.0	But let's get a darker joke in.
1:40.0	What is a ghost's favorite kind of street a dead end
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