You have that picture that fucking monkey ass into this morning for breakfast.

What's that? Who sends you those type of pictures anymore?

What, but the picture?

The picture you sent me?

Yeah, that girl girls lovely private parts. That's the best name for a vagina monkey.

I send them to everybody too, presidents of corporations, cops on Monday happy Monday make that day everybody's days a lot better

Start the day on the right foot especially presidents of corporations people that you imagine if you had to work in a

fucking office for your whole life as old as we are now if we were in an office since

the time we were like 23 24 years old right at school just every day buttoned down

try not to say anything that's going to get you in trouble

just trying to fucking make it to five o'clock and then immediately go to a bar and talk shit with your friends

and then do it all over again on Monday. Oh, I time it so I know you're in a meeting.

I know that you're in a meeting with eight white dudes and they're real serious about, you know,

numbers have to be

up statistics and all of a sudden your phone rings you fucking open it up it's a

picture with woman's vagina and it breaks up the home on you I thank God Joey Diaz

exists because he

understands what I'm going through

that's tough that's tough going to sales meetings I used to go to sales

meetings and they talk about don't you know what the Anthony Robbins things did you well I was a

burglar I went to Anthony Robbins to be a better burglar no and I ended up

kidnapping a motherfucker he focused I walked on the co calls I was all in with Anthony Robbins you do know this really because I worked for a Subaru dealership so Subaru paid for you to go to Anthony Robbins seminars

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