0:00.0	It is Tuesday, September 18th, 2018, and this is episode 140 of Backside of Magic.
0:14.5	This episode is brought to you by Gondola Luxury Tech. Although rumors are that the new gondola cars will not be air conditioned
0:22.6	The good news is they are all fully compatible with Gondola Luxury Tech's cutting-edge system of guest comfort
0:29.6	When you add on the Gondola Luxury Tech package each car will itself be a fully functional misting fan just just like the ones for sale all over the parks, except bigger, and in the sky.
0:43.3	Just insert the requisite 36 decel batteries or a rechargeable fuel log while boarding, and then you will be treated to an ambient air temperature, slight breeze, and dampness reminiscent of your favorite greenhouse for the duration of your ride.
0:59.4	To see detailed instructions on how to make hand-powered fans out of disassembled park map coasters,
1:05.8	and to learn the signs of heatstroke, visit them on the web at www.w. Temperature increased to 975.gov.com.
1:19.8	This is Backside of Magic and I'm Ryan. With me as always is my co-host, Jeremy. Jeremy, how you doing?
1:28.9	I'm doing great.
1:30.3	How are you, Ryan?
1:31.6	I'm well, thank you.
1:33.1	Good.
1:33.9	What makes it so great on your side of the world?
1:37.0	Well, I've heard that it's best in a podcast if you act very excited to start the show and it brings people in toward the content.
1:45.3	You're just now sharing this with me in episode 140?
1:48.3	Yeah, I just learned it myself.
1:50.2	Oh, fair enough then.
1:51.9	All right, I will put that into use next week.
1:55.8	Promise?
1:56.9	No.
1:57.7	Okay.
1:58.7	But one thing that does get me excited and positive is iTunes reviews.
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