140. Whitmer Thomas

Live To Tape with Johnny Pemberton

Johnny Pemberton

Comedy

4.9 • 562 Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Guitar boy superstar, southern disco skate demigod, and top American comedian, Whitmer Thomas, jumps off the deep end into the digital hot tub on daddy's big red truck. It's an at-home executive buffet, the first of its kind! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	We made USAA insurance for veterans like James.
0:03.4	When he found out how much USAA was helping members save, he said,
0:07.1	It's time to switch.
0:08.2	We'll help you find the right coverage at the right price.
0:11.4	USAA, what you're made of or made for.
0:14.0	Restrictions apply.
0:18.3	Okay, I think you're pulling the wrong one.
0:21.6	I'm just, okay, I'm ready to pull it down now.
0:24.6	And we're still a little bit left in me.
0:27.6	Okay, don't hold it so tight.
0:29.6	Okay.
0:30.6	Okay.
0:31.6	Stand right.
0:36.6	What? Yeah. What? Hey, I'm just, okay, I'm just, okay, I'm doing.
0:48.3	Hi, welcome to the podcast.
0:55.0	This is how it's going to start.
0:56.5	Yeah.
1:01.0	Oh, I feel, yeah, hear, yeah, see ya, I know where you're going, because I'm following you.
1:09.0	Yeah.
1:10.0	Yeah. because I'm following you Yeah
1:12.1	Ha ha ha
1:13.7	Oh
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