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Walking The Room

#140 - Brian Posehn and Body Shame

Walking The Room

Walking The Room

Comedy

4.8973 Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2013

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Brian Posehn joins Dave and Greg in the closet.  Bodies are discussed.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You live in a sad circle.

0:01.8

You live in a fucking circle of sad.

0:04.1

Uh-huh.

0:04.4

That's how you do it.

0:05.7

Oh, no, don't play that game. Oh, I'm not going to talk now. I'm not telling you. Oh, what if was your baby. I was just a pretty girl. I was just waiting to finish, right? Yeah, I think. I was waiting for him to stop. But you're a pretty girl. Are you, what's happening right now?

0:02.5

Are you, is this a tantrum?

0:05.0

I don't understand what you're a pretty girl. Are you... What's happening right now? Are you... Is this a tantrum? I don't understand what you're saying. Explain it to me. This is the new Greg, then. This is the Lexa Pro Greg. I want you to bring it. It's your... We... Yes. Trying to be mean by being nice. I'm not, I don't need to be.

0:39.5

I don't, he looks at his phone a lot. It's pretty cool. Oh my God, I couldn't believe it. At our lunch the other day, I barely saw your eyes. Is that right? It's true. That's good. That's really going to help you out. It's another thing to add to your arsenal. I, of, we're looking at her phone while we should be doing other stuff.

0:37.4

Walk in the room.

0:38.7

Who's not paying it? it's another thing to add to your arsenal I of We're looking at her phone

0:54.8

While we should be doing other stuff

0:56.0

Walking in the room

0:57.0

Who's not paying attention?

1:02.4

Destroy podcast

1:04.1

I It's a lot on your phone.

1:22.4

It's a lot on there. Welcome to... You were looking at a thing that's the smartest man in the way. You were looking at a t-shirt. You were looking at a graphic of a shirt that you already have, right? And then I will tweet that graphic and then that shirt will sell. And that's how it works. Right. But is there a better time to do it? What about being in the now where we're making fun of each other? If I don't pay for the now, there won't be a now. Right. So why do you do this then? The now already happened by the time you pay for it. So why are you here? If you're just looking at your phone, which you're doing increasingly more often during podcasts.

2:01.0

Not during podcasts. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not during podcasts. Yeah, no. Oh, yeah, during podcasts. You pick up your phone and you start looking at it during podcasts. Point made, gentlemen. Point made. I got to take off my oversuit. That's an addiction. It's getting hot in here. Point man. Yeah, I know. We're with Brian Possein. You hate your tits.

1:58.1

Check out my tits.

1:59.2

Bram Poussin. Who's from, uh... Yeah, you know. Tall tiny dickland. Tall tiny dickland. It's a country. It's my new cartoon network. It's right next to Bulgaria. Yeah. Tall tiny dick land. It's just a bunch of guys that come out of there. Nothing wrong. You know what? It's not. It's just me. You know what they? It's me alone on an island. You know what they say there? Take your cash you out. Let's snack. Why don't take your cash out and snack a little bit? I almost threw up. But you just take it out.

2:51.6

You just bring it out.

2:49.0

Should we take our dicks out? No. We haven't in a long time. Mine always looks like it's sleeping. Well, I always... I've always waiting for you to take your dick out until I realize it's already out. Yeah, yeah. Even when it's hard, it looks like it's sleeping. It's, uh, you have a field mushroom. Have they found a way?

2:50.5

So is there a... Is there a... like it's sleeping. It's, uh, you have a field busher. Have they, have they found a way?

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