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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.826.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2017

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

It's the 14th episode, and we're still coming to you from rainy Toronto! In today's discussion, Chris talks about Fyre Festival because of course. Also discussed: Jean Claude Van Damm and his new Twitter account, people who leave voicemails, TED talks, technology and exponential growth, robots, infomercials, and a whole bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else. Today's episode was brought to you by Square Cash. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey guys, how's it going? Today's fucking show is brought to you by SquareCash.

0:07.1

SquareCash is an absolute, you know what? It's the best way to pay people for things.

0:13.4

Anything, send money, it's totally free and fast.

0:16.9

And the most payments that you have on this, if you, the most payments that you do,

0:20.9

can be deposited directly into your bank account in seconds.

0:24.7

So download the free SquareCash app for iPhone or Android now.

0:28.6

If you don't have an iPhone or Android, change it.

0:53.5

What? Up everybody? You know what? How are ya?

0:57.6

Congratulations episode I don't know I don't know I never know what episode it is

1:01.1

But that's kind of the beauty of it. I just kind of get in there and a fucking

1:07.5

You know not thinking about numbers think it about you guys

1:13.3

Definitely not think about you guys. I'm just kind of talking

1:18.1

So here I am. I'm still in Toronto. I'm doing this movie and

1:22.7

I am I am it's it's pouring. It's fucking pouring out

1:26.4

I got one hoodie and a jacket and I got to wear both of them if it's even if it is cold, but if it wasn't cold

1:33.7

I'd still have to fucking

1:36.1

Wear both of the things because it helps the rain not touch my face in here and

1:42.0

You know, I'm not a diva or anything. It's just annoying when that happens to have fucking things hitting your face even if it's water

1:50.1

Don't ever have things hitting your face never want things hitting my face

1:53.3

Dude one time I was before we get into it one time I was in high school

1:57.8

I think I was already graduated in my my one of my brothers friends

2:02.0

It was like a big guy and his thing was that he was the big guy and

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