Hello, everybody, Michael Swain.

Welcome back to Simpsons Tommy Everything, week four of four of our June Slate super deep dive

into Marge versus the Monorail, classic Simpsons episode about Lyle Landley blowing into town with his schemes and scams and chicanery.

Where have I heard that name before?

But today, I want to shift focus and talk about mass

hysteria, cases of mass hysteria. And no, it's not a case of mass hysteria that if you were

paying attention, you thought my guest would be Robert Evans of Behind the Bastards this week.

And that's not some kind of met a bit, but I do have a different Robert

here. It's a straight Robert swap. Consider it a shell game. And you've been had, my friends,

with by me swapping in probably a superior guest, a better Robert, if you will. And let me lift that close and reveal him now, ladies and gentlemen, Robert Brockway.

Not the first time that's happened.

As your listeners know, all Roberts are interchangeable by their very nature.

But you can't do this.

I saved the children's lives.

I'm a hero.

But, yeah, I'm constantly getting like,

oh, that guy's, that guy's, like, doing some amazing stuff politically,

and I have to be like, no, no, it's, you're, you're thinking of the other.

I mean, we're both, of course, from cracks where we had Katie and Katie,

and that never, they never got the end of it.

I always get, I always have to tell people you're thinking of the guy making a difference in the world.

That's not this guy.

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