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Luke And Sassy Scott

14. There's something Scott can't tell his husband

Luke And Sassy Scott

Luke and Sassy Scott

Comedy

5.0945 Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2023

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Sometimes your partner does something nice for you that you really wish they wouldn't, but if you went and told them to stop doing it, it would make you the world's biggest asshole. Scott's husband Marcus has been doing something really sweet for him every single day for years now, but it's time to put a stop to it.

The challenge leaderboard is currently sitting at Scott - 3, Luke - 0. This time, Scott has to call up a supermarket and be the most demanding diva known to mankind, so will he be able to keep Luke on nil by winning yet another challenge?

Surprise, surprise - we were shitheads as kids. This time, we have a story that involves a flaming bag of shit.

We're now ending each episode with a Sibbling Squabble of the week. If you have a story of something naughty you did to your sibling when you were younger, or something they did to you, send a voice memo to our @lukeandsassyscottpodcast Instagram page.

 

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

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0:00.0

A listener production.

0:04.0

production.

0:05.0

The Luke and Sassy Scott podcast acknowledges the traditional owners and custodians of the land in which we record this podcast.

0:12.0

The Ulicat Wulin clan of the Bunuurang who are part of the Kulin Nation.

0:16.3

We pay our respects to our elders, past and present and extend our respect to Aboriginal and

0:21.4

Torres Strait Islander peoples today.

0:23.0

Always was, always will be Aboriginal land.

0:26.0

Don't film me.

0:28.0

You are ridiculous.

0:29.0

Don't do that either.

0:30.0

I'm sick of you.

0:31.0

You're a nutcase.

0:32.0

I don't care, though. Look at you. I'm sick of your hair. You're a nutkakes. I don't care, but...

0:33.0

Look at you.

0:34.0

He means you're re-yag me as a human being.

0:36.0

Are you recording?

0:40.0

Can I pick my nose?

0:41.0

Look, I'm sassy. Scott. Can I pick my nose? Look! Sassy!

0:43.0

Sassy!

0:44.0

Scott!

0:45.0

So, Scott, during the week you tell me something in confidence, right?

0:49.0

I can already see your face because this is big for you.

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