14: The Unhappy-Kid Exclusion Zone
The Nextlander Podcast
The Nextlander Podcast
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2021
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
This week! We're on a cosmic voyage in The Artful Escape, playing post-apocalyptic golf in Golf Club Wasteland, traversing a Midgar Metroidvania in F.I.S.T., and hanging out around a placid lake in, uh, Lake. Plus: the Tripwire kerfuffle, the Horizon pricing fiasco, Alan Wake remastered, and the most difficult game of all: keeping the small children in your family happy.
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CHAPTERS
00:00:10 Intro
00:01:20 The dangers of Yes, and...
00:03:19 The rundown of the show
00:04:52 Where was everyone this weekend?
00:09:06 GAMES
00:09:20 The Artful Escape (Xbox, PC) September 9
00:21:16 F.I.S.T. Forged in Shadow Torch (PlayStation) September 6
00:27:55 Lake (Xbox, PC) September 1
00:36:06 Golf Club Wasteland (PS, Xbox, Switch, PC) September 9
00:41:39 Psychonauts 2 (Xbox, PC) August 25 (Turns out Vinny put about 19 hours into it)
00:45:29 Game Recaps
00:46:39 Break
00:46:45 News
00:47:17 Tripwire CEO Steps Down
00:58:08 Horizon Forbidden West Kerfuffle
01:15:06 Alan Wake Getting a Remaster
01:21:10 Sony is having a showcase!
01:23:39 Show recap
01:24:04 Thanks everyone for the support
01:26:05 Mysterious Benefactor Tier Shoutouts
01:27:40 Nextlander content updates
01:28:49 End of Show
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| 0:00.0 | This week's show is brought to you by MiracleMade. |
| 0:04.4 | Alright, there you guys, Brad now, you know, |
| 0:07.1 | I like a lot of things. |
| 0:09.7 | But I'm gonna reveal a little bit about myself here. |
| 0:11.7 | I really like sleeping. |
| 0:13.5 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:14.5 | I'm like, oh yeah. |
| 0:15.5 | It's in my top three. |
| 0:17.0 | That's a great thing to do. |
| 0:18.3 | But hang on, eating, sleeping, and... |
| 0:21.0 | Sleeping. |
| 0:21.8 | Again. |
| 0:22.8 | It's alright. |
| 0:23.6 | It's mostly sleeping, then eating, then sleeping, and then... |
| 0:25.8 | Got it, yes. |
| 0:26.3 | Sleep, get up, eat, and then you get back to sleep. |
| 0:27.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:28.3 | If I could eat while I'm sleeping, I would probably do that too. |
| 0:31.3 | Sleep, eat, sleep, or pee, got it. |
| 0:33.3 | Yes. |
| 0:33.8 | And luckily for me, MiracleMade has sheets just for me. |
| 0:37.8 | Because did you know that traditional bed sheets can harbor more bacteria than a toilet seat? |
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