14. The Errands I
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🗓️ 18 October 2022
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Camp Diogenes Staff Handbook, Rule #101: Attack the hardest thing you have to do in a day first thing in the morning. As Mark Twain said, “If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. Wait… your job really eating frogs? Jesus H Christ, really? This was metaphorical advice about being productive!”
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| 0:00.0 | last time, unjoin the party. |
| 0:01.8 | I feel like I just need to do a list of everything that happened in the last episode, |
| 0:06.4 | because it was absolutely wild. |
| 0:08.6 | So Phoebe met Charles, who was a desiccated moose with mushrooms and fungi growing all |
| 0:12.8 | over him, but it was in a regal magical way, and Charles was very Charles, but Phoebe |
| 0:17.3 | was bold over by the fact that he was actually real. |
| 0:20.1 | Karyan yelled at a fairy who was pouring their poop in the river, which was actually the |
| 0:24.6 | thing that turned in its color. |
| 0:26.0 | That's not sententary. |
| 0:27.6 | Karyan also met Stephen, who told her that the director was hiding things from her, especially |
| 0:32.6 | the fact that the magic whistle that supposedly kept Stephen outside of camp was missing. |
| 0:38.3 | Lesson Phoebe eventually ran into each other in the woods and realized there were two |
| 0:41.9 | booze, one of which turned out to be an arcanomechanical changeling. |
| 0:46.5 | Phoebe solved that by pulling the soul out of one of the booze, the one who was fake, |
| 0:50.8 | and then she followed up by doing that to the real boo, who was real, who did not like |
| 0:55.2 | that. |
| 0:56.2 | This challenged Greenbrook, the leader of the fairies to a fairy decathlon, which ended |
| 1:00.8 | in a foot race. |
| 1:02.2 | But right before it began, Bigfoot charged out of the woods and killed a bunch of fairies |
| 1:06.3 | with razor sharp teeth, which gave less the confused and unsettling boost that he needed |
| 1:12.8 | to beat Greenbrook and end the fairy decathlon victoriously in an 80s movie style montage. |
| 1:19.5 | Cause he's hungry like the wolf. |
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