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Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production

14: TAMARACK

Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production

Emily Kellogg & Alex Nursall

Society & Culture, Comedy, Fiction, Drama

4.6900 Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

There's something in the distance, just out of sight. There's something whispering to you in the darkness, but you can't make the words out. There's something coming, but you can't seem to make out what it is. The storm is growing and growing and growing, thunder in the distance, a lightning flash on the edge of your vision. You feel something stirring. What do you do next? CONTENT WARNING: N/A Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox J Strautman as Hollis Adil Lakhani as The Maestro Dain Miller as The Book Shaun Oldfield as The Ghoul and featuring the voices of Cat Nakaza, Keith Ohman, and Kyle Anderson Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall  Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠ Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠ Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠⁠⁠⁠ Transcripts, links, and more are available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The Alas, what a fool I was to think this would finally work.

0:55.0

My brilliance, all for nothing. Alas, alas, what a fool I was to think this would finally work.

1:11.5

My brilliance, all for nothing.

1:14.7

A mockery of a craft.

1:16.8

I am ashamed to call myself an alchemist.

1:20.2

What horrors have I wrought upon this world?

1:27.2

I don't want to touch it.

1:28.5

Someone's going to have to.

1:29.6

Don't make me do it first.

1:31.0

Can I call seniority?

1:32.4

If you must.

1:33.5

Ugh, no.

1:35.0

I'm your supervisor and also your creator.

1:39.1

That has to count for something.

1:40.9

Weird.

1:41.9

Ugh.

1:42.6

It'll be fine.

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