14: Super Bowl Hangover with Geoffrey Asmus | Soder Podcast | EP 14
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Dan Soder
5 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 14 February 2024
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
This episode Dan is joined by comedian Geoffrey Asmus! Watch his new special here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3vSW95zhfs
They talk about the future of the military in the United States. Elon Musk being a weird and other super rich guy creeps. Dan talks about how it was to be at the Super Bowl in 2024 and the pain of watching the San Francisco 49ers lose the Super Bowl to the Kansas City Chiefs. CTE is something that should be utilized. Vegas during the Super Bowl was insanity. Football players are modern gladiators. Bombing in front of celebrities. Dan Bilzerian is a loser internet person. All time best comedy movies. Male cheerleaders and Patrick Mahomes father. Sports fans revenge and dealing with a cursed sports team.
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| 0:00.0 | I don't want to see a bezos movie. |
| 0:07.0 | Yeah, well he had a tough childhood that's why he had to take over the world. |
| 0:10.0 | That's why you know. |
| 0:11.0 | Yeah, you're like he also has Bonneville and head. |
| 0:13.4 | He was made. His eye is a little droopy. |
| 0:16.4 | Yeah. And then when you go on steroids and he got that like sexy porn wife, his |
| 0:21.0 | second wife. Oh yeah, he's the one he has now. |
| 0:24.0 | The one he has, yeah, she's like a Latina. |
| 0:26.0 | Well, you see him, his first marriage, |
| 0:29.0 | and you're like, it's almost like a stereotypical movie like Dewey Cox. Yeah like the first wife like a pretty normal wife and then he's like goes for the big blusty supermodel or whatever |
| 0:40.8 | Yeah, at first he's like I'm going to sell books out of our garage and she's like |
| 0:45.9 | I'll stick by you. Jeffrey this is a crazy idea but I love you. I love you Jeffrey. She's a six she'll stay by him and then he's like I just checked my bank account |
| 0:56.9 | I've got 80 billion dollars you need you beat it |
| 1:02.0 | why am I married to a girl from Mundaline Chicago? beat it. You beat it. You beat it. You beat it. You beat it. |
| 1:04.0 | You're like, |
| 1:05.0 | a suburb. |
| 1:07.0 | He's like, beat it, you wet blanket. |
| 1:10.0 | He goes, are you going to get novelty sized tits? |
| 1:13.6 | And she's like, no, I'm going to love you the way I did when we were pouring that townhouse. |
| 1:17.0 | I'm not going to fuck you on the moon. |
| 1:20.5 | You can do billionaire sex stuff now. |
| 1:22.2 | We need fakes tits. |
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