14: Stiff Socks Take Singing Lessons

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2019

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Stiff Socks learns to sing and discover they are definitely as good as Sam Smith, but not before discussing Trevor's birthright trip to Israel and why Soulja Boy is a huge inspiration.

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0:00.0	All right, okay, here we go ladies and gentlemen welcome to stiff socks.
0:10.0	How them socks feel are you wearing socks today?
0:12.0	I always wear socks dude.
0:13.5	I'm not dude.
0:14.5	You wear some fucking weird ass hipster bitch shoes like these right now.
0:18.1	You gotta wear socks.
0:19.1	Time to fuck out.
0:20.1	First of all you could catch fish using those shoes.
0:22.6	No problem.
0:23.6	These things right here get you the freshest salmon bro.
0:26.6	Oh dude, you put these by the fucking money.
0:28.2	They swim upstream right?
0:29.2	Why are they such go getters salmon are the crossfit of the goddamn sea.
0:33.6	Oh dude, they're never seen it.
0:35.2	They were seen in salmon real life.
0:36.2	Those motherfarkers are jacked huge.
0:39.2	Why are they so out of here like that?
0:41.5	Can I think just women upstream to fuck?
0:43.9	Are they?
0:44.7	Oh no, man.
0:45.6	Do you like that asshole the airport who's running up the escalators like bro.
0:48.1	I hate that dude.
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