#14 Sommer Ray Turned Down $40 Million For God

The George Janko Show

George Janko

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4.8 • 814 Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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0:28.7	T's and C's apply.
0:30.1	You should f*** with people.
0:31.2	Like if I was a DJ, I would like do-d-d-do-do-do-d-d-d-d-monica.
0:34.2	He's cheating on you I do it in a way that my grandma's like wow nice photo like if she's like no check out that
0:41.3	You two talk so fast I'm just like I feel like it's on fast forward and I'm like
0:47.3	Because I could have made like 40 million dollars or something like that oh oh easy yeah
0:52.3	So what are you doing with your love?
0:54.2	Just imagine just go right into it like that.
0:56.6	I'm like, you can't even take me out of day first.
0:58.5	You have you have such a cool voice.
1:02.1	You should do like some like cartoon voices and stuff.
1:04.3	Really?
1:04.7	Yeah.
1:05.5	But before we go on with that, welcome back.
1:08.1	Guys, I am here with the summer ray.
1:12.6	Oh, hi, guys. I am here with the Summer Ray. Oh, hi guys, thanks. Woohoo!
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