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🗓️ 14 June 2018
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Today on Open Tabs I go through my internet search history for the week and talk about Anthony Bourdain, John Krasinski, Theo Von, Minnie Driver, Flash floods, Big Boi, and much more!
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0:00.0 | Hey guys, it's open tabs. My name is comedian Berkweisher. |
0:18.2 | comedian Berkweisher. Standup comedian Berkweisher. Host of the travel channels. |
0:26.8 | Hitchhows, Tripp Flip and Berkwekker and many many more. Illustrious career over |
0:33.1 | the network. Decided to leave to start this multimedia conglomerate that I have |
0:37.8 | now. I'm a touring standup comedian who will be in... Did you see Eddie Bravo? |
0:44.4 | Talk to Theo Vaughan. About what? I don't know. Sorry, I'm in the middle of this fucking |
0:49.9 | illustrious read. Me, Neapar Gati Kalkanane, Buffalo, Chicago, Detroit. The 21st, 22nd, 23rd |
1:00.1 | of June. This week I'm in Birmingham, Alabama. At the start of them. Tickets still |
1:04.9 | available for all of those shows. Not moving quite as quickly as any of the other |
1:10.8 | markets I've ever had in the last two years. You might get a real Birmingham |
1:15.4 | urine for a treat. This is old-school Berkweisher when there's only 150 people |
1:20.4 | in the room. There should be more than that. There's 150 people already sold. But it's |
1:25.6 | a different beast than you do. Anyway, I actually pulled that up. I wanted to start |
1:29.6 | with this. This woke me up and made me giggle. It made me giggle because I realized this |
1:36.1 | guy's allowed on planes. Okay? |
1:39.2 | For those of you listening, this is a podcast and a video show that goes on YouTube. If |
1:47.9 | you want to check out that one YouTube, go to my channel, A-Krysher. Why would you |
1:51.8 | make it so simple, Berkweisher? But if you're listening, what this is, this is a train. |
1:57.2 | There's a black guy who is videotaping. Clearly he has stepped on a man's toes. Okay? |
2:06.0 | And the guy is not having it. And he's not letting it go. So what you're seeing is guy |
2:11.2 | holding a camera and videotaping over his shoulders, the man whose toes he stepped on. |
2:16.1 | The man whose toes he stepped on kind of looks like a old Bobby Brown. Like a Bobby Brown |
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