His name is Krampus.

He and his helpers did not come to give or to take

Yeah, Krampus motherfuckers

Mm-hmm. Remember being worried about being beat with a stick by a face lick and a half goat horned Christmas demon who might throw you in a sack

And then take you to hell if you can get your shit together by the holidays

Now well, then you probably didn't grow up in Austria or Germany or the Czech Republic or somewhere else around the hills of Bavaria

I'm sure you know about St. Nick Jolly old soul bringing holiday joy and cheer and mariment

To all the good boys and girls of the world of a Christmas Eve and now by the end of this episode

You're gonna know everything you need to know about Santa's dark Germanic demonic underworld live in pal Krampus

And this dark strange even festive edition of time suck

I

I hadn't heard about a Krampus Krampus he gets called both I'm gonna call him Krampus for this episode and

You can say like well actually he's shut the fuck up. He's you know

He's he's a he's folklore. He can be Krampus or Krampus

But I hadn't heard of Krampus. I guess I'll say Krampus

I now now now that I'm saying that out loud

I like to ring of Krampus a little better

But I hadn't heard of him until very recently a listener a Jeremy Judd actually recommended him to me on Facebook

He also recommended previous episode that I did

But I actually had been thinking about him before I think I heard about him it like for some friends or something

And when I was thinking about doing a holiday episode I wanted to find a fun angle on it

I didn't want to just do the traditional, you know, just the origins of Santa and

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