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Shopify. Yeah. Welcome to the Screen Rock podcast, the podcast where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens.

And indeed our minds.

I'm here with Jake Farrell.

It's fair to say, we're stressed, boy.

We're stressed boy, and that's why we're sponsored by Dent's, the Premier Service for returning your hair.

Now, would you mind passing me that yellow, you know what I'm talking about that?

Nothing would give me greater pleasure.

I'd like to begin by talking about dents, actually.

Yeah, go on. So I've been hitting the dents now for about a month. Now, it's very important to say, very important to say, you can't regrow hair. It doesn't really make much of difference. There are two things that I will say have happened with dents so far. Yes. One is I'm using their styling products and I'm loving it.

You're loving it.

I honestly genuinely rate them very highly. Two, I'm noticing less hairs coming out my head as I get in and out of the shower. Yeah, yeah. And yeah, I haven't had an erection in six weeks, which I think is a coincidence. No, I'm joking. I am still getting loads of directions. He has been saying some very, very combative stuff on social media. We don't know whether that's to do with Dents. Oh, right? Well, you remember there was a day where you offered to fight. You said that we would have a tag team against three or four other podcasts. Let's get into that. So I've been trying to be more active on our socials. I think that's fair to say, yeah. I've been trying to be more active on the screen, we're at socials. And I think, yeah, it's just so hard trying to find the right tone. What I will say happened, and I deleted this post, but I said there was one morning and I was hungover. Which is always, it's a dangerous position for us all to be in. Myself,ana, just the world at large. When you are hungover, there is no depths to which you won't sink in terms of winding people up. I thought what you meant was that when anyone's hungover, it's dangerous. But you mean... Oh, no, no, you specifically. Yeah, yeah. No, you specifically. The problem is, I know, we spoke about this other day. I think hangovers at this age come in three stages.

There's the initial just hell.

Do you know, I'm being sick?

I've got a headache. Yeah, yeah. You know, I can't keep my eyes open. I need to be in bed, really. Right. Can't function. Yes. The problem is when you break through that, I find there's like a giddiness. I find that you find that as well, yes

It's almost like

You know in Shawshank Redemption

Where I was like, he's out

That's, I'm not great on social media, and you're taking the brunt of it in terms of putting us out there, getting the word out there.

You are mainly getting the word out there by issuing kind of gypsy Roma traveller style fight challenges to the podcasts of the world.

Yeah.

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