14. “Happy Birthday to You”
The Economics of Everyday Things
Freakonomics Network
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🗓️ 16 February 2026
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | About a decade ago, Jennifer Nelson was working in the trenches of reality television. |
| 0:07.9 | I was a producer at MTV, and I was working on a popular show called My Super Sweet 16. |
| 0:15.1 | And it was about lavish over-the-top birthdays for wealthy kids. |
| 0:20.8 | And they would spend hundreds of thousands of dollars |
| 0:23.7 | on these birthday parties and arrive in helicopters |
| 0:26.7 | or, you know, have elephants on display. |
| 0:30.6 | Early on, she got a confusing mandate from her boss. |
| 0:34.7 | My producer was like, you can't film anybody singing the happy birthday song. Just |
| 0:42.2 | don't do that. And I was like, what do you mean? This is a show about birthdays and we can't |
| 0:47.7 | sing the happy birthday song. Everybody on the crew always thought it was so dumb. But nobody really |
| 0:53.4 | looked into it. |
| 0:54.7 | So Nelson decided to look into it herself, and she found out something that blew her mind. |
| 1:01.6 | The song, a song that you and I have sung hundreds, if not thousands of times, a song that forms a critical part of an American ritual, |
| 1:09.7 | it was the property of one of the world's |
| 1:12.2 | largest music publishers. To use it, her show would have to pay thousands of dollars in licensing |
| 1:17.8 | fees. |
| 1:22.5 | I just thought it was nuts. I was pissed, too. Like, doesn't that song belong to everybody? |
| 1:29.1 | The more Nelson looked into the history of the world's most familiar song, the more she realized |
| 1:34.7 | that the story she'd been told about its ownership was questionable. |
| 1:39.0 | For the Freakonomics Radio Network, this is the economics of Everyday Things. I'm Zachary Throckett. |
| 1:45.0 | Today, happy birthday to you. |
| 1:48.1 | The American Society of Composers, Authors, and Publishers, that's ASCAP for short, |
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