14: Emmanuelle's Happy Perfume
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 17 November 2020
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Guy knows lots of things Tim doesn't. Where does the wind come from? Where does the wind go? Is there only one bit of a wind or is it always different wind? Tim loves trees. Do you ever think about trees? Lord of the Rings had moving trees called Ents. Better call the Boner Inspector because Guy has a crush on Emmannuelle - a woman living the glamorous life of solo travel. Ultimately though (spoiler alert) nobody got a boner.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm going to Oh, I know my shit. |
| 0:30.0 | my shit. You don't. Yeah I do I know things you could only dream of knowing. |
| 0:37.1 | That's untrue. What do you know? I have information that I... What are you fucking know? |
| 0:40.6 | I cannot share with you. What are you fucking know? That you share with you. What do you know about |
| 0:45.9 | Emmanuelis perfume? I know that when used correctly it can save a marriage it |
| 0:51.6 | can turn parents into siblings. |
| 0:55.4 | Wait that wasn't the no hold on there wasn't the takeaway but there's kind of |
| 0:59.8 | was yeah you're right actually I but I know stuff beyond even the Emanuel franchise |
| 1:04.1 | I because you just keep saying you know stuff, but you won't you won't allude and why would I why would I tell it to you when you want it so badly and I am the only one with it. I don't give two |
| 1:14.4 | you do keep asking I think that you are wrong I'm right and I want everyone to know |
| 1:20.7 | that you're wrong I'm 10 feet tall and you're an ant. I'm not an ant. You're a man. You're not a man. I'm a man of 5 foot 10 and a half. God |
| 1:30.9 | damn it that half wreaks of insecurity it's a powerful half a foot inch oh yeah true true |
| 1:42.1 | five foot ten Huh? Oh yeah, true, true. True. |
| 1:43.0 | Five. |
| 1:44.0 | No used to dealing in Imperial, to be honest with you. |
| 1:47.0 | Why not? |
| 1:49.0 | Because it's not our way here. |
| 1:50.0 | How totally even centimeters? |
| 1:52.0 | Fuck. I knew you were going to ask me this. |
| 1:54.0 | I want to say... |
| 1:55.0 | You don't even know? |
| 1:56.0 | A hundred and eighty step. |
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