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I don't like that but I think we should start the podcast with it. That's just me putting it out there. Okay. That's the first podcast moment of the New Year is you doing a disgusting mustache rub on the mic.

Welcome back everybody. Hey guys. It's 2019. We have not recorded a podcast episode for I think the Mayans called it on the calendar a while.

We're back now. That's all you know I'm excited as hell dude. I know we've already hung out and had conversations but it's not recorded so it doesn't count. Yeah and we really haven't spoken as much like we've kind of been getting on each other about not catching up or having any sort of brother league or respondents because we've saving all the content for you guys anytime.

We don't call the police here you ever see those like signs maybe it's like a trash year Midwest thing. It's like they'll kill you if you trust that that's that's it. It's like a a big hunk of wood and painted on it and like I don't know why but it's like clearly misspelled letters and shit like some fucking redneck wrote it.

And it said we ain't dialing 911 and underneath it there's a revolver hanging. It's just I see it in Midwest homes all the time like a wooden revolver. I mean I don't know it's metal. They just grab it under the sign and they're like all right. I only have the you walk in front of the sign you're in trouble buddy. I love that it's like misspelled to it's like you're in the back woods boy. You're about to get shot like international waters out here. We don't call the police. We write them letters. Is that like a Shawshank River?

No. So that was so loud. I feel like whenever you do something on the podcast. I don't know if it's just my feedback but the sound effect is like a hundred times in my ear. I don't think it'll show up. I think that was my like not in the mic. Should I just have every time I change directions just like fully rub my mustache across it? I can do this. Yeah. Yeah.

The mic's good. Is that good? Well, it's good. Mine's not really making a satisfying. It's not as good. It's because mine's like barbed wire peach flush bullshit. Mine's terrible. Dude, I wish I could grow. I like my mustache. But the thing is everybody in my life. You know, like my girlfriend and my family and stuff. Everyone's like, dude, that looks horrible. I told you I like the mustache. And I'm like, the thing is like, I know it looks goofy and dumb. I don't think it looks goofy and dumb. I think it looks like a regular mustache. But I'm also

pro mustache altogether. So I'm very pro. Keep saying we say a mustache. But everyone is we'll say like, hey, it looks dumb. And I'm like, that is why I'm keeping it. I'm not under any dissolution. Like this is a good style choice. It's the look. It's my dumb look. Yeah, we do comedy videos no matter what my mom says in the comments section. And I like I've thought of that too. I've just like, hey, we'll be real dumb if I do a mustache for a video and I still want to because it's like it adds to the joke. If you look a little funny, I like doing it. But I like the mustache.

I'm saying it again. Thank you. I need to trim it though. It's a mess on the face here. Did your family ever give you like good or bad feedback about like your videos and stuff?

I mean, good feedback. My mom doesn't really watch my videos. I think it's because she doesn't really, she's never had a problem with me like swearing or anything like that as I got older. But I think she just doesn't want to see me in the light of like making full jokes that I when I make them, I'm not thinking about her watching it.

Yeah, that's a good point. And like I would say things to my dad that I wouldn't say to my mom just because you know, like I'd

dads are like that. Yeah, so like I love you. Yeah, I would never, guys, I would never tell my mom I loved her. That would be but my dad any day of the week.

Actually, every day of the week, but never my mom.

If she's ever listening to this, which she's not love you mom, see you hide it where she's not going to find it.

Don't give her those. But no, yeah, my dad is like super support. My mom's super supportive of my stuff too, but my dad watches all of them.

And oh shit, Tony. I just said I said my sister's name. I don't want that to be public knowledge for I think her reasoning and also mine. So Tony, you're going to block.

You're going to keep that moment in and what you're going to do. I'm explaining to the audience and Tony. It's going to be black and we're going to beat it or cut it out.

So anyways, and my and Tony, they like watch it occasionally. But what about you?

What yeah, you reminded me too in terms of fucking doxing shit. I got the story for later.

But no, my, my family's like they've always been really supportive of it. But what has really bothered me is like, I really don't think that like my content is like this like edgy

like swearing big bad ass kind of shit like I swear sometimes in videos, especially commentary stuff when it's like 15 minutes like yeah, that's more of just me being myself. And I'll like I'll let loose a couple of f-boms. They'll fly, you know, what is that?

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