It is Tuesday, April 19th, 2016, and this is episode 14 of Backside of Magic.

This episode is brought to you by Daniel Richardson.

Dan Richardson just bought a new car and claims to have never been inside a grocery store.

He is not impressed with any of the candidates

and is pretty sure that the plural of pillow is pillow.

Dan Richardson has a wife, two kids,

and the kind of wheelbarrow you need to borrow when you don't have one.

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visit them on the web at www.dan.gov.com.

This is Backside of Magic, and I'm Ryan.

With me as always is my co-host, Jeremy. How's it going?

It's going okay. How are you doing today,

Ryan? I am doing all right. Glad to hear it. You and I have a trip coming up in just about 60 days now.

We just booked our fast passes last week, which was very exciting. Very. A couple of little issues came up while we were doing that.

We are staying together in a hotel and have booked four of us in the room, though, one of each of our children. So as far as Disney knows, there are four of us, and so we are booking four magic bands at our 60-day mark.

To be clear, the kids are not actually coming.

Right.

And I have read some fine print about how old kids need to be to independently book an attraction by FastPass, but hadn't really tested it.

And we pushed up against that while we were booking these fast passes.

Yeah, I was clicking to make some fast passes for myself and my son.

And I just happened to click his name first, and then I think the click I try to do on my name didn't take.

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