This is the BBC.

I'm just having a bit of a delve in my bag.

Oh, rubbish, there, sister. What have you got going on in there?

Oh, it's the, well, Tuma, I can't tell you actually.

You know, your bag is enormous.

I have a slightly less enormous bag.

I do find one of the most disturbing aspects of my life

is the amount of dedication I have to give

to the simple act of foodling through my bag

to find the thing I'm looking for.

When did life get so complicated?

I'm doing it now.

I don't know, but I think there's one of those kind of indirect spectrum things

between the size of your bag and the lack of organisation in your life.

I mean, mine, you know, most people have gone holiday for three weeks

with what I've got all I really could.

You've got a spare pair of everything in there.

I've got, now I've got my right glasses on.

I've got my sonnies, because we're outside again.

In case it gets very hot.

And I've got some gentle lipstick,

so I don't like to do a broadcast without lipstick.

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