14: A Very Merry DMB Christmas

Dungeon Master’s Block

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5 • 613 Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2014

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

This week we are proud to present our very first DMB Christmas episode. We have a lot jam packed into this episode so hunker down, grab your egg nog and cookies and prepare to have your ears pleased with this special episode of the Dungeon Master's Block. Here is what you are in for: Story Time: This week we extended our episode's story time to be well...pretty much the whole episode. We share our favorite stories over our years of playing DnD. We laugh, reminisce, and pretty sure someone might even cry...not really but close when we talk about Daima. Twitter Jokes: We share the best answers to the twitter jokes that we have posted over the past month. Special shout outs to those of you that won. These are classic. MailBag of Holding: As a gift from us to you we include a new segment to our show. The Mail Bag of Holding makes its DMB premier with a fitting christmas story that was submitted by DM Mainprize. Thanks for the email. DMB Christmas Song: We slaved over making this song, as did our NPC Band, the best it could possibly be for all of you. We hope you enjoy the song at the end of the episode. Who knows if it goes over well we may try our hand at it again next year. Patreon @DMs_Block Facebook Stitcher iTunes [email protected] Have a Merry Christmas Everyone! Keep on Dungeon Mastering!

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0:00.0	Merry Christmas, everyone, and welcome back to the Dungeon Master's block, a place where we focus on the Dungeon Master, the most important person in the game, the only person capable of playing God, killing characters, and lowering egos of all the people at the table.
0:26.6	I'm one of your host, Dungeon Master Chris.
0:27.6	And I'm Dungeon Master Mitch.
0:29.6	And we have a very special Christmas episode. We're joined by four of our players.
0:33.6	And we're just going to start with the introductions. So the first time we Jared hi Jared hi hi I'm Jared we have a question for you guys too so if
0:42.6	you were to be in a dungeon or a D&D world and there was a St. Nicholas there
0:47.4	you were a character what would your present be that you would ask for now this is
0:51.8	this is not like a made-up. This is like our personal selves.
0:56.0	Like what would we want in a world of Dungeons and Dragons?
1:00.8	Okay, so I'm assuming that just like real life,
1:04.8	my wife would be very disappointed in me.
1:08.1	You're assuming you'd have a wife?
1:10.1	Yeah.
1:11.1	Yeah. Yeah.
1:12.3	I know he's going to win.
1:13.7	Plenty of women in the Dunn of Dragons world,
1:15.8	even though I've never really met one in any of the games.
1:18.0	They're just all wearing metal bekees.
1:21.7	So I'm assuming I'd be as much of a disappointment to hypothetical wife as I have to real wife.
1:27.2	What is going on?
1:29.2	This is the most unjolly Christmas episode ever.
1:32.9	I would want a goat, I think, so I could help provide some food.
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