According to the joke, what element should have the symbol, A-H?

The answer to that at the end of the show.

My name's Tom Scott, and this is Lateral.

I challenged everyone I knew to find out which among them was truly smart,

and the answer, as always, is the ones who didn't

turn up. Nevertheless, let's meet today's willing victims. We start from the Safety Third podcast

and his own YouTube channel, William Osman. I knew this was going to happen. This is revenge for

when you were on our podcast. Yeah, and I had to keep pushing you away from talking about me. This is fine. I'm going to ask you zero personal questions on this one, William, unless one of the questions...

Those are the only ones I know the answer to. Also, joining us back on the show from Escape This Podcast. We have Bill Sunderland.

Hello?

How are you doing? Welcome back. I'm excited to be back.

I have recorded our episodes from the last season and have then been listening to everyone

else's.

And all it does is make me want to get back in here to answer some questions.

And finally, in a change from last time, joining us from a separate room to your co-host,

Danny Seller.

Hello. Yeah, no cheating this time.

Oh, was there last time? Because you and Bill were in the same space, because you know,

you host the same podcast. You were on as a pair. And we only had one webcam.

Yeah. All good. Totally clean game, just like last time. And my brain is as on as it's possible to be early in the morning. Yes, thank you for joining us. We are across many time

zones with this show. So thank you very much for being up early where you are. Being on the show

is a bit like going to a party. You have the best

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