Hey y'all, I'm Donna, and I'm Carrie, and we are at Paranormal Chicks.

And if you remember last year, we had some campfire tales that were stories that people

from Patreon wrote in.

So this is kind of that, but this is just one story from one listener.

And just so you know, this is not kid-friendly because it's basically a Paranormal porno.

Yes.

I'm here for this, so sit back, relax, and get your double A batteries.

Oh, okay.

This is titled Him.

Let's start by the admission that I'm ugly.

I've always been ugly.

My entire life I've been told how ugly I am.

Now, it's one thing to be straight and ugly.

Seems like there's always a girl for an ugly, straight guy.

Being gay and ugly?

Huh.

Ain't no gay guy looking for an ugly man.

So being gay and ugly means I've been mostly alone throughout my life, and I've come to

accept that.

Oh, sure.

There have been little liaisons here and there, short affairs, a fantastic weekend now and

again.

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