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Grumpy Old Geeks, a weekly talk show hosted by Brian Schulmeister and Jason DeFilippo,

discussing the finer points of what went wrong on the internet and who's to blame.

Welcome to Grumpy Old Geeks for December 11th, 2015. I am Jason DeFilippo.

And I'm Brian Schulmeister.

How are you Jason?

I'm good. Excellent. We have a light breeze and some of that water stuff looks like it's about

to fall out of the sky here in California. You know what that means?

Yeah, I had to go cover my firewood last night.

Okay, man at the mountain.

It got 60 degrees out, man. We had to have a fire.

Well, what it actually means is we're probably going to have rolling power out of just today.

And nothing's going to work well because we live in a third world fucking country now.

Are you kidding me? That's what happens all the time now in California.

A little bit of a breeze. There goes the power.

I haven't heard anything about this.

Well, you'll get used to it now that you've moved back here.

Maybe your grids a little bit better out in the hinterlands where you are,

but certainly down here, I'm expecting it today.

You know, we pour billions upon billions of dollars into

non-problems solutions for non-problems like Airbnb and Uber.

What do we put into our clumbling third world infrastructure?

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