139: "Santa Baby" vs. "Baby It's Cold Outside"

Song Vs. Song

Todd Nathanson

Comedy, Music

4.7 • 752 Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Let's turn up the heat for Christmas. If you want something sultry and/or problematic for Christmas, there's only two songs available to you so pick your favorite, "Santa Baby" or "Baby It's Cold Outside"!

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Todd Nathanson.
0:03.7	And I'm Lena Morgan.
0:04.9	And this is Song versus Song, our annual holiday cheer episode.
0:10.6	Lena, are you feeling full of Christmas spirit?
0:14.8	No.
0:15.1	Oh, whoa, whoa, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
0:22.0	Is that a no?
0:29.2	We are doing Santa Baby versus Baby, it's cold outside.
0:32.3	It's a very horny Christmas episode, folks.
0:35.7	Get out your baby doll Santa dress.
0:40.6	I did this to hurt you specifically, Lena.
0:41.8	I think that's funny.
0:48.0	I think it's funny that you thought you could wound me as though Christmas is a thing that can wound me anymore.
0:49.9	No, you just had a viral tweet about how much you didn't enjoy this.
0:54.3	No, I had a viral tweet about how there is no Christmas song that can remain good if you spend a solid hour listening to nothing but covers of it.
1:05.1	That's not a condemnation of original versions or even certain interpolations.
1:11.7	That's just about being worn down in the way that Christmas can wear people down.
1:19.2	Oh, I'm worn down on Christmas before Thanksgiving.
1:22.2	I don't know.
1:22.6	I was kind of hoping to share the misery.
1:25.0	No, I hate to tell you, but I think both these songs are quite good.
1:28.1	No, you don't.
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