139: No Law at the Port Authority

The Nextlander Podcast

Leisure, Hobbies

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🗓️ 22 February 2024

⏱️ 158 minutes

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Summary

This week we discuss at great length: our strategically tactically strategic Helldivers play, like four different versions of Final Fantasy VII, the full release of Balatro, Enshrouded, the newest details on multiplatform Xbox games (and maybe a new Xbox?!), the rules and requirements for eating a whole pizza, and a bunch more!

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CHAPTERS

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(00:00:10) Intro
(00:01:06) How's Zeke doing?
(00:02:44) Finally, sharing the Port Authority fun with friends
(00:06:48) Checking in with Brad's flapping cable
(00:08:58) Helldivers 2 [PC (Microsoft Windows), PlayStation 5] on Feb 08, 2024
(00:47:57) Final Fantasy 7 Remake and Rebirth [Demo]
(01:13:55) Balatro [PC (Microsoft Windows), Xbox Series X|S, PlayStation 4, Nintendo Switch] on Feb 20, 2024
(01:19:21) Enshrouded [PC (Microsoft Windows)] on Jan 24, 2024 [Early Access]
(01:28:50) News
(01:29:05) Brad Shoemaker is breaking original FF7 news!
(01:30:26) Nintendo Switch 2 is releasing in 2025?
(01:36:27) Biggest news from the Nintendo Direct?
(01:37:34) The first wave of those Xbox games coming to other platforms
(01:43:47) Future Xbox hardware
(01:57:25) Sony's stock goes down after lower margins
(02:08:55) Elden Ring: Shadows of the Erdtree Trailer
(02:15:16) Bandai Namco reveals some cancellations
(02:16:02) Ebracer has also cancelled a lot of projects
(02:18:34) Post Malone is curating a WWE soundtrack?
(02:24:00) Emails
(02:29:31) Nextlander content updates
(02:31:40) Mysterious Benefactor Shoutouts
(02:33:00) Coming up this week
(02:34:29) We're going to PAX East!
(02:36:36) Wrapping up and thanks
(02:36:51) See ya!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello everybody and welcome back to another next lander
0:13.8	podcast here we are recording this I assume we're just recording this while we all
0:19.0	wait in a hell diver's cue somewhere Alexarro, how are you?
0:23.3	Yeah, we're all kind of in that limbo unless you're playing in the middle of the day
0:27.9	which is actually where I've closely been playing lately.
0:30.9	Yes, a note to the audience.
0:33.0	Push play on your podcast now and enter the queue.
0:35.8	Brad Schumaker, how are you?
0:38.2	My database is overloaded.
0:40.0	Overloaded.
0:41.0	I need to spin up some more shards.
0:43.0	It's very easy.
0:44.0	You just turn on.
0:45.0	Look, just get some more servers.
0:47.0	What are they waiting on?
0:48.0	Just hit the more servers button.
0:50.0	Lazy devs should just buy more servers.
0:52.0	What's the problem? Cash to check from Steve. lazy devs should just buy more servers.
0:52.7	What's the problem?
0:53.8	Cash to check from steam and buy more servers.
0:56.7	That's how stuff works.
0:57.7	We'll talk about Helldivers too in just a minute here because,
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