#139: My Honk Will Go On
Hey Riddle Riddle
Headgum
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2021
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
If you like songs about the beach, oh boy, do we have the episode for you! All that plus we travel back to a time when homes were affordable, a deadly and dire situation and a last minute phone call, a father and son bonding on the open sea, some of our cartoon favorites a little further down the road, two scientists cooking up something sweet, and another restaurant scene. We do a lot of those. Oh, and send us your novelty honk song suggestions! Happy #WiddleWednesday
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:30.0 | I'm on the beach and I'm a little crab. I'm sitting in the sand and I miss my dad. |
| 0:44.5 | Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm in the ocean. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What? We waited for 10 minutes to start |
| 0:51.5 | recording. Well, Adel said, let me think of a thing. Let me think of a thing. Let me think of a thing. |
| 0:56.0 | That's what we waited for. I'm a little crab, but I'm sitting on the beach. I told you I have a process. |
| 1:02.0 | Adel, I'm in the water. I love it. That's one of the best openings we've ever done. I love it. |
| 1:08.0 | Please, Aaron, let's get it anyway. I'm in the ocean and I've got a little notion that I'm a cute fish and I'm about to dish. |
| 1:17.0 | I'm in the water and I feel a little hotter because the temperature is rising and I'm going smiling. |
| 1:27.0 | Floss. I'm a kid on the beach and I can't reach the little crab by my toe. Oh no. |
| 1:37.0 | I'm a whale in the ocean and I've got a little notion that I might swim ashore. Just not to be a bar. |
| 1:46.0 | I am a bucket. I got sand in my bottom. And if you ask me, I voted for Hillary Rotterman 2016. |
| 1:56.0 | Not my president. I'm an umbrella and your cute fella. So I'll keep you in the shade. So you will have it made. |
| 2:06.0 | I'm a big shark and I'm a shark. I'm an ice cold beer and do not fear. If you're feeling parched, let's throw some darts. |
| 2:21.0 | Oh, I'm a sunburn and you've got to learn to protect yourself. And don't leave the aloe. Oh no, you grab the aloe from the shelf. |
| 2:33.0 | Oh, I'm a dad on vacation and boy, I know my station. It's pleasing my life. So there is no strife. |
| 2:43.0 | And I'm JPC. I'm at a reply. |
| 2:48.0 | Are you sure we shouldn't do that the whole time? I'm the coral reef. I saw a little eel and it got my heel. |
| 3:01.0 | I'm in teeth. No, I can't do it. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in teeth. Oh, yeah. That's perfect. No, that actually is a really good impression. |
| 3:09.0 | It's sing song. It also sounds like you might cry in any second. You're making people nervous. I love it. |
| 3:14.0 | The emotional waiver of Aaron's voice is so hard to capture. |
| 3:20.0 | And you're listening to Hey Rettle Rettle. This isn't it. Believe it or not, an improvised podcast. |
| 3:27.0 | No, none of this is written. None of this is written. None of this is talked about or planned beforehand. |
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