0:00.0	Gotta stay hydrated.
0:02.0	Almost halfway there.
0:04.0	It's so motivation.
0:05.0	I gotta catch up though.
0:06.0	You're halfway there.
0:07.0	You're all the way there too annoying.
0:08.0	What are you doing?
0:09.0	Settle down.
0:10.0	What are you?
0:11.0	Oh, final scene in holes.
0:12.0	I've peed nine times this morning.
0:14.0	Yeah, what is wrong with just a normal sized water bottle?
0:17.0	Down a day.
0:18.0	You don't do that?
0:19.0	I don't do that I don't just I know fill up your water bottle a few times it's funny it says keep going almost there has this annoying yet yeah well I don't do you need that to I've never drank of the whole thing though screen printed ink just so motivating yeah oh that's fun and look oh look at it just get all over your own oh
0:36.6	I'm to the to the brim That's fun. And it look, oh, look at it. Just get all over your own. Oh.
0:40.2	To the brim.
0:47.3	So get a motivational water junk today for humans, the only species who forgets to drink water.
0:50.7	You ever just woken up after five days and realized you haven't had a sip of water?
0:52.7	Uh, yeah, this winter.
0:53.8	Hmm.
0:54.5	How did you feel? The whole winter.
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