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The Screen Rot Podcast with Jacob and Jake

139. Matt Le Tissier - the languid footballing cult hero who's gone full conspiracy Dad

The Screen Rot Podcast with Jacob and Jake

Jacob Hawley and Jake Farrell

Comedy, Improv

4.8647 Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

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Transcript

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0:47.6

I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

0:50.9

Wow, wow, wow. Second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy. Oh, God. Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel. Cool, that was close. You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver. Because with Paddy's Super Sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Paddy power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only.

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1:13.4

T's and Clusions apply.

1:14.7

18 plus scumannaware.org. Baby, when you're down, down, down, down, down, even if the sky is falling down on the screen rock podcast the podcast where

1:49.9

we discussed the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and indeed

1:53.8

our mind shout out to all of you guys who listened on either apple youtube or Spotify thank

1:58.0

you for the lovely reviews that you leave us on those platforms they help help us grow as a podcast. And when we grow... Microphone, microphone. We try to get new patrons. We have a Patreon. We give you extra episodes just like this, sometimes better than this, every single week. Plus you get a film club. Plus, and a film club is just this book about films. Plus, you get live stuff like the rock bar and we're doing a rock bar with talks balls Jason Cundee my god have we sent the link to

2:20.8

people's a baby who gives me. Club is just this book about films. Plus, you get live stuff like the rock bar, and we're doing a rock bar with Talks, Boss, Jason

2:18.9

Cundee, my God, have we sent the link to people's who gives a fuck?

2:30.4

Yes. Anyway, patrons, some of them pay three-pound-99-1, they're called a Freemasons, and then there's the Illuminati who are top tier 5991, they get a lovely right hat on their head. Shout out to Eugene Rundersenot.

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