139: Jaces are Red, Devans are Blue

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ben avery

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 965 Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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0:00.0	So Will Smith is Hancock?
0:06.2	Yeah, that's Hancock.
0:08.6	He's a homeless guy, but he's also a superhero.
0:14.2	But why is he homeless if he's a superhero?
0:18.3	Well, you figure he'd be, like, kind of famous.
0:20.3	He'd have access to, like, money or housing. So you moved to San Diego, you figure you'd be, like, kind of famous. You'd have access to, like, money or housing.
0:22.6	So you moved to San Diego, you can't fathom a black guy.
0:26.6	No, I, no, I think all black people are heroes to me.
0:29.6	That's, maybe that's why I'm confused.
0:31.6	I don't know.
0:32.6	Hey guys, I got some bad news.
0:33.6	YouTube hit us with another strike.
0:35.6	Um, uh, you guys are watching Pursuit of Happiness?
0:39.3	It's Hancock.
0:41.3	He's homeless.
0:43.3	My apologies.
0:45.3	Time stamp from the episode they flagged right here.
0:49.3	Bottom line, I deny that millions died in the chambers because of the logistical problems.
0:54.7	And look, I'm glad for every survivor there was.
0:58.1	I mean, they really flagged that.
0:59.7	I didn't think that was really that bad.
1:01.9	I remember that.
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