Okay, Matt. I would like to request your permission to have an awkward conversation.

I felt like that was sort of a standing permission granted kind of thing. But sure, does that mean it's going to be awkwarder than normal?

Yes. Yes. I mean, we're still going to be wearing shirts. It's not like physically awkward.

Are you going to be here with me? There's something I want to talk about. However, I feel like I'm not allowed to talk about it.

Because if I bring it up, then people are going to assume certain things.

This is tantalizing.

I don't know how to broach this topic, but are you in?

If people are hearing this, then the answer was yes.

Okay. Great. Let's talk about it.

Okay. So you're here physically in Alabama, which is great.

Thank you.

I've got this little list of things I want to talk about.

One of the things I want to talk about actually happened to you and I watched it happen.

This is what happened. We ran out for a burger and we went to one burger restaurant and we wanted the food from one restaurant and the drink from the other.

So we went back to the other restaurant for the drink and we went in because I had the trailer on the truck.

So we went inside to get the drink and you graciously decided to pay for it.

Thank you. Sure.

We got two drinks and you got the milkshake and we went to pay.

It was a kiosk. There was no human there.

You paid and you know exactly what I'm about to say.

I know exactly. Because I saw it happen.

Oh gosh. So it is uncomfortable.

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